The thing about graduating is that it is both your first and last day of school. You graduate from university (yay) and start on the real important things like living the rest of your life (no thanks). And the problem with living the rest of your life is that it involves boring stuff like working and paying for things that should really be free.
Thankfully I am hoping to stall the inevitable by fleeing the country and living off the land. And by land I mean the most westernised and processed land in the world. 'MERICA.
So before I take all my student allowance money (shoutout to you taxpayers) and sail away on the long white cloud, I thought I would do something dumb.
Which leads me to...
MAD THE COMEDIAN
Last night, for the first and perhaps last time in my life, I stood on a stage and told jokes to people while simultaneously experiencing minor cardiac arrest. The crowd was very small (classic pre-emptive excuse) but overall I think it went okay.
Enjoy a grainy, portrait video below.