5:30pm As usual I was wrong. Note to self: don't bleach hair that is already bleached. Guess I'm getting a home trim too.
4:21 I think this round is going to be a success in the same way I sometimes think I did really well in an exam.
3:22 Samoan blonde level has been unlocked.
2:22pm HOW ARE THERE STILL BLACK BITS?
1:43pm Went to town on the second coat. Fire ants are crawling all over my scalp.
1:30pm Hmm. We'll call this a practice round.
122pm Looking orange and black as expected. Except one random patch has gone straight blonde already. WAY TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE LOOK BAD.
1:12pm Cadbury Top Deck
1:00pm my head is itching and we definitely did not apply this evenly. Tiger stripes is what I am looking at.
12:57pm It is harder than it looks in the video. I think we did it wrong but it's going orange so I guess it's working?
12:45pm Youtubed "how to bleach hair". It looks hard.
12:36pm And so it begins. My niece Shani is assisting in my fashion euthanasia.